SO HERE WE GO. SUPER FUN EXCITING TIME. I’m going to write a bunch of stupid shit in the next month that will make you laugh sometimes and post a fuck ton of podcasts that you’re going to listen to and enjoy. See, it’s basically this concept we call marketing. We are trying to sell you on the idea of coming to our event, so we are going to post a bunch of podcasts featuring these artists in order to encourage you to attend our event.
We have an upcoming podcast from Tupac’s instagram hologram world tour.
Or you just want to get fucking twisted out of your skull and don’t give a shit what I post on the intertron machine and are marking off the days in your own blood on the wall counting down til PDEMFYTECHYFEST. Shit is getting pretty absurd, presale tickets for some events are way too fucking much in my opinion, but that’s my opinion and I don’t give a shit about your opinion so I don’t really expect you to care about mine. But, we’ll always be selling our shit for a lot less than it’s worth because we have a STELLAR business model which is essentially as follows:
-WILL MOST OF THE ARTISTS GET PAID AND WILL THE ONES WHO DON’T BE COOL WITH SOME KEY BUMPS AND A BAR TAB? (check!)
-IF WE TYPE IN ALL CAPS AT ALL TIMES WILL THAT SELL MORE PRESALES (debatable, potentially annoying at times, but I’ll put a CHECK on this one too)
-MUST MAKE SURE THAT LESS THAN 49% OF THE POPULATION OF DETROIT IS ON THE GUEST LIST (oh but dude I’m from Detroit remember when DEMF was free? no, I don’t, and either do you, and if you do, and you’re bitching about it now, that means you’re just old and poor)
-ABSOLUTELY MUST NOT MAKE IT RAIN AT ANY POINTS
Ok so the whole purpose of this post is to post a podcast. So here’s a podcast. It’s from Brian Bejarano. I don’t know Brian. When I was told about him and asked “well what the fuck do I say about this guy?” Jeremy sent me a picture of a naked fat woman stomping on the windshield of some random persons car.
So Brian Bejarano is a fat naked woman that likes to vandalize things. Here you go, enjoy the podcast.
Oh and here is some other information: buy a presale, seriously, just buy one and shut up because you’re coming and our production budget is probably more money than you’ll see in a year (not counting the money you put up your nose, we couldn’t touch that number)
TRACKLIST:
Michael Buffer – “Let’s Get Ready to Rumble”*
2 Unlimited – “Get Ready for This”
Tag Team – “Whoomp! (There It Is)”
Black Box – “Strike It Up”
69 Boyz – “Tootsee Roll”
“Pump It Up, Go ‘Head, Go ‘Head”
K7 – “Come Baby Come”
Rob Base and DJ E-Z Rock – “It Takes Two”
“Gridiron Groove”
C&C Music Factory – “Gonna Make You Sweat (Everybody Dance Now)”
Naughty by Nature – “Hip Hop Hooray”
M/A/R/R/S – “Pump Up the Volume”
Snap! – “The Power”
“Uh, Ungawaa!”
EMF – “Unbelievable”
Village People – “YMCA”
Technotronic – “Pump Up the Jam”
2 Unlimited – “Twilight Zone”
Ray Castoldi – “The Old Ballgame”
Gary Glitter – “Rock and Roll Part 2 (Hey Song)”
APRIL FOOLS. So dubstep still sucks, sorry if you actually listened to that podcast, thinking there was no way I’d post an actual dubstep mix, but I got in full character. SORRY FOR EVERYTHING. So I guess it’s time to start updating this thing for real again. Again, this one won’t be dubstep, but it’s unlike ANYTHING EVER POSTED BEFORE. Akin to Le Loup’s hip hop mixtape, this mix was submitted by some dude who I have been bugging for a mix for a little while now, Snax.

New year, new plan: stop being lazy assholes and post some podcasts. Resolution, kept. We’re coming out of the gate running with this one by some dude from Belgium who took a break from making world famous chocolate to put together this mix for us. Red D, don’t know much about him, but Kevin Reynolds says that he’s good and Resident Advisor had him do their podcast recently so I guess he’s not a total schmuck.
Hey guys, Not even a week left until we totally annihilate your body and emotions. We are going to take what little soul you have left and butt fuck it until it dies.
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